Day: 05/10/2015

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir David!


brave sir david

Your blogger’s little birds bring him word of the foremost social event in Southend this weekend. Apparently the newly-knighted recovering comedian and Tory MP for Southend West David Amess hired Porters, the 14th century house used by the Mayor for civic functions.

And the purpose of this soiree? Sir David treated his guests to a showing of the DVD of his investiture at Buckingham Palace. Which, I presume, is the chivalric equivalent of subjecting friends and family to your holiday photos.

To crown the event, my spies report that Sir David turned up to the event in a St George’s outfit (Rented cheap after England’s rugby world cup exit? -Ed), riding on a horse.

No word yet as to whether Cake was served…